If I could kill you all, I would.

I suppose you can guess what kind of mood I'm in from my title. Murderous. The day has only begun, and I'm going to be late (I couldn't give a toss) but at least I can go back to bed for a little while. I'm going for a nap now, I'll have more bitchiness for you later. Lucky you!
Oh, and by the way, if you are feeling upset, do NOT eat Goldfish crackers. They will come back to haunt you.