Cute Schoolgirl Dress From Hell!!!

This takes fuku to a whole new level!
Seriously...when I first saw it, I nearly died. But how shall I describe it? Hmmm...well...it's kind of a turquoise plaid colour. It's a dress, and strapless, and it comes down to mid-thigh. At my hip level, there is a strip of black lace, and a fabric rose that is made of the same stuff as the dress on my left hip. The bottom is pleated. And it gives me a great hour-glass figure. Yes, it is very cool.
How awesome is that!? Completely!

Well, I already did the Musical Quote of the Day, but this next song is dedicated to Rene, who I miss terribly.

This Love, This Heart
by Phil Collins

This Love, this Heart
These arms to hold
So tight to you
I won't let go
I'll never hurt you
Believe me
My heart beats just for you
It only beats for you

I'll keep the fire alight for you
Can't think of nothing else
What can I do?
This lonely heart of mine
It only beats for you
It only beats for you

You bring me peace
You make me smile
You give me strength
And all the while
You ask for nothing
Only love
And my heart beats just for you
It only beats for you

I'd say all these things to you
If you were here
But that's not gonna be
'Cause you're not here at all
There's only me
But I won't stop trying

I won't give up
I'll wait for you
'Til you come back
It's all I can do
I'll be right here
I'm going nowhere without you

Give me the chance
Just make the call
Just say the words
I'm waiting for
Just let this heart of mine show you
It only beats for you
Yes it only beats for you
It only beats for you

This love, this heart
These arms
They're only for you
This love, this heart
These arms
They're only for you
They're only for you

Well, it's off to the mall.

Yes, I am to engage in my evil, corporate whore-ish actions and go to the mall to frolick. I need to buy new socks, anyway.

I really want to find that book, but Meagan forgot where she put it. The dumb girl.

Musical Quote of the Day

"You're so much more
Endearing with the sound turned off"

-Incubus CD: A Crow Left of the Murder Track: 4 Title: Talk Show on Mute

Uh oh, not again...

I say that in a good way. It's the kind of "uh oh" you say when your favourite character on a sitcom (I HATE sitcoms, by the by) gets into yet another hilarious situation when they try and juggle more than one date.
Yeah, so anyway, today was great. I didn't even leave the house. And I have uber-comfy Care Bear pyjamas now! Hooray! So I lazed about the house, played a video game, fought with my sister. Same old same old.
And yet, somehow different. Like...the way I used to feel. A long time ago. Hence the good "uh oh". Maybe I've healed...or maybe I'm just stupid. Does it matter? We'll just have to wait and see.

Musical Quote of the Day

"There's always blood to fill the heart betrayed"

-Five for Fighting CD: The Battle for Everything Track: 11 Title: One More for Love

And now, I'd just like to yell at myself for a moment.
Kat, pay attention. Don't. Eat. Food. That. Is. Past. The. Expiry. Date. You're stomach hates you, you know that right? I mean, didn't we learn with the cottage cheese? Shouldn't you have thought of that when you realized "Hey, this old stale bread tastes kinda funny...could it be mouldy?" Come on, girl, get it together.

Wow...how incredible scitzophrenic of me...I do appologize.

500 Posts!

*crying* I just wanna thank my manager, and my mom and dad, and *choke* and little Timmy...This was for you, Timmy...

Okey pokey, I'm finished now.
Yeah, so 500 posts. I'm pretty proud of that. Well, not proud, but giddy. Some of the posts have been happy, some sad, and as I was reading some of them today, some were down right depressing. But never again, fellows, because I have decided to keep my blog as funny and as upbeat as possible. Even if it kills me.
If you have read all 500 posts, I'll give you a prize. The prize of self-satisfaction that you read 500 posts. Plus, dude, you seriosly need a life. I'm not even sure I've read all the posts, and it's my fucking blog!

Well, I am sleepy, so I'm gonna go settle down with my new Care Bear stuffed animal, Good Luck. He is so cool. They all are. Hmm, it's so nice to experience a second childhood before the first one is finished.

(See below for Musical Quote of the Day)

I learned my lesson...

A message to everyone: Don't be a hero, especially when it comes to dairy products.
Last night, I was hungry, and saw an unopened carton of cottage cheese in the fridge, which is yummy. I checked te expiration date, which was 2B MAY 05. This made me wonder if that was the expiration date at all, because usually cheese doesn't last a whole year, even in the fridge. But I opened it anyway, and saw that the top was kind of...brown...and there was a red blotch. I sniffed it, and it was foul. I dug my spoon in and mixed it up a bit, hoping that it was just the top that was disgusting, but the stuff underneath was fine. It was white, like it's supposed to be, but it smelled absolutely rotten.
Here is where I was a moron.
Most people would follow their nose and come to the conclusion that the cottage cheese was well beyond its edible days and should be thrown out. Not me, though. I was ever so curious, so I stuck my tongue out and touched it to the white goop on the spoon. I didn't taste anything, so I pressed my tongue onto one of the little cheese curds.
YUCK!
There was rotten cheese on my tongue and the roof of my mouth! I thought I was going to die, it tasted so bad. I dashed into the kitchen, tongue sticking out of my mouth so I wouldn't taste to much of it, and rinsed my mouth out in the sink. After gargling water about fifty times, I finally got rid of the taste. It was absolutely nasty. It was so gross! Ughh, why didn't I just throw it out in the first place.
Well. Curiousity killed the Kat.

Musical Quote of the Day

"I only wish that I could listen without shame"

-Amanda Marshall CD: Amanda Marshall Track: 1 Title: Let it Rain

Back breaking labour with a side of money, please...

Yes, out of the blue, my beloved dad gave me $100.00 for helping him move. I am going to blow it on Care Bears, Hello Kitty, and other cute junk. Then I am going to go and see I, Robot and not go when the times are fucked up.

Well...anyway. I don't think I'll do a Musical Quote today. I can't be bothered.

Where the devil is Kari?