And maybe you should sleep...
And maybe you just need a friend...
As clumsy as you've been...
There's no one laughing...
You will be safe with me...
You will be safe with me.
Go old OLP.
Saturday, January 10, 2004
I am a Happy Possum.
At least, I am for now. I'm cozy and warm and listening to music. And now, because I have nothing better to do, I am going to make a list of all the Possums in the Possum Pose in alphabetical order.
Awesome Possum-Mumtaz
Ghetto Possum-Jaryd
Jedi Possum-Tristan
Original Possum-Yours Truly
Sex Possum-Graham Dave
Sophisticated Possum-Anthony Knight
Virgin Possum-Kelsey
I think that is everyone. Danielle was a Possum at one point, but we've both forgotten what I dubbed her so I'll come up with a new title for her later. And there is an opening in the field of "Anti-Christ Possum". Fill in your application papers and drop them off at the Kat nearest you.
At least, I am for now. I'm cozy and warm and listening to music. And now, because I have nothing better to do, I am going to make a list of all the Possums in the Possum Pose in alphabetical order.
Awesome Possum-Mumtaz
Ghetto Possum-Jaryd
Jedi Possum-Tristan
Original Possum-Yours Truly
Sex Possum-Graham Dave
Sophisticated Possum-Anthony Knight
Virgin Possum-Kelsey
I think that is everyone. Danielle was a Possum at one point, but we've both forgotten what I dubbed her so I'll come up with a new title for her later. And there is an opening in the field of "Anti-Christ Possum". Fill in your application papers and drop them off at the Kat nearest you.
Friday, January 09, 2004
Thursday, January 08, 2004
And now, for some music. I love Billy Joel.
She's Always A Woman To Me
She can kill with a smile,
She can wound with her eyes.
She can ruin your faith with her casual lies.
And she only reveals what she wants you to see.
She hides like a child,
But she's always a woman to me.
She can lead you to love,
She can take you or leave you.
She can ask for the truth but she'll never believe.
And she'll take what you'll give her, as long as it's free.
Yeah she steals like a thief,
But she's always a woman to me.
Oh she takes care of herself.
She can wait if she wants,
She's ahead of her time.
Oh and she never gives out,
And she never gives in,
She just changes her mind.
She'll promise you more than the Garden of Eden.
Then she'll carelessly cut you and laugh while you're bleedin'.
But she'll bring out the best and the worst you can be.
Blame it all on yourself,
'Cause she's always a woman to me.
Oh she takes care of herself.
She can wait if she wants,
She's ahead of her time.
Oh and she never gives out,
And she never gives in,
She just changes her mind.
She is frequently kind, and she's suddenly cruel.
She can do as she pleases,
She's nobodies fool.
And she can't be convicted,
She's earned her degree.
And the most she will do is throw shadows at you,
But she's always a woman to me.
The Piano Man
It's nine o' clock on a Saturday,
Regular crowd shuffles in.
There's an old man sitting next to me,
Making love to his tonic and gin.
He says "Son can you play me a memory?
I'm not really sure how it goes.
But it's sad, and it's sweet, and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes."
Sing us a song,
You're the piano man.
Sing us a song tonight.
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody,
And you got us feelin' alright.
Now, Jon at the bar is a friend of mine.
He gets me my drinks for free.
And he's quick with a joke, or a light of your smoke,
But there's someplace that he'd rather be.
He says "Bill, I believe this is killing me,"
As the smile ran away from his face,
"Well I'm sure that I could be a movie star,
If I could get out of this place."
Now Paul is a real estate novelist,
Who never had time for a wife.
And he's talking to Davy, who's still in the navy,
And probably will be for life.
And the waitress is practicing politics,
As the businessmen slowly get stoned.
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call lonliness,
But it's better than drinking alone.
Sing us a song,
You're the piano man.
Sing us a song tonight.
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody,
And you got us feeling alright.
It's a pretty good crowd, for a Saturday,
And the manager gives me a smile.
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been coming to see,
To forget about life for a while.
And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore,
And the microphone smells like a beer.
And they sit at the bar, and put bread in my jar,
And say "Man, what are you doing here?"
Sing us a song,
You're the piano man,
Sing us a song tonight.
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody,
And you got us feeling alright.
Okay, that was fun.
She's Always A Woman To Me
She can kill with a smile,
She can wound with her eyes.
She can ruin your faith with her casual lies.
And she only reveals what she wants you to see.
She hides like a child,
But she's always a woman to me.
She can lead you to love,
She can take you or leave you.
She can ask for the truth but she'll never believe.
And she'll take what you'll give her, as long as it's free.
Yeah she steals like a thief,
But she's always a woman to me.
Oh she takes care of herself.
She can wait if she wants,
She's ahead of her time.
Oh and she never gives out,
And she never gives in,
She just changes her mind.
She'll promise you more than the Garden of Eden.
Then she'll carelessly cut you and laugh while you're bleedin'.
But she'll bring out the best and the worst you can be.
Blame it all on yourself,
'Cause she's always a woman to me.
Oh she takes care of herself.
She can wait if she wants,
She's ahead of her time.
Oh and she never gives out,
And she never gives in,
She just changes her mind.
She is frequently kind, and she's suddenly cruel.
She can do as she pleases,
She's nobodies fool.
And she can't be convicted,
She's earned her degree.
And the most she will do is throw shadows at you,
But she's always a woman to me.
The Piano Man
It's nine o' clock on a Saturday,
Regular crowd shuffles in.
There's an old man sitting next to me,
Making love to his tonic and gin.
He says "Son can you play me a memory?
I'm not really sure how it goes.
But it's sad, and it's sweet, and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes."
Sing us a song,
You're the piano man.
Sing us a song tonight.
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody,
And you got us feelin' alright.
Now, Jon at the bar is a friend of mine.
He gets me my drinks for free.
And he's quick with a joke, or a light of your smoke,
But there's someplace that he'd rather be.
He says "Bill, I believe this is killing me,"
As the smile ran away from his face,
"Well I'm sure that I could be a movie star,
If I could get out of this place."
Now Paul is a real estate novelist,
Who never had time for a wife.
And he's talking to Davy, who's still in the navy,
And probably will be for life.
And the waitress is practicing politics,
As the businessmen slowly get stoned.
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call lonliness,
But it's better than drinking alone.
Sing us a song,
You're the piano man.
Sing us a song tonight.
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody,
And you got us feeling alright.
It's a pretty good crowd, for a Saturday,
And the manager gives me a smile.
'Cause he knows that it's me they've been coming to see,
To forget about life for a while.
And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore,
And the microphone smells like a beer.
And they sit at the bar, and put bread in my jar,
And say "Man, what are you doing here?"
Sing us a song,
You're the piano man,
Sing us a song tonight.
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody,
And you got us feeling alright.
Okay, that was fun.
You represent... kindness.
You're a very gentle, kind, and caring individual.
You truely care about people and are generally
well-liked. Though sometimes you may be
perceived as weak, you truely have a strong
heart and a good desire to help others.
What feeling do you represent?
brought to you by Quizilla
Yeah, so, I'm kindness. I can't help but snicker.
Yayay, pirate party happiness to the extreme.
So Kelsey, I don't think you were an entirely happy possum today. Love to you. Mya!
I just realized I have something I should be doing. I will leave you now with a joke I heard on my Rowan Atkinson CD and it made me happy.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Death.
Death wh-.
So Kelsey, I don't think you were an entirely happy possum today. Love to you. Mya!
I just realized I have something I should be doing. I will leave you now with a joke I heard on my Rowan Atkinson CD and it made me happy.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Death.
Death wh-.
Tuesday, January 06, 2004
Gee, Graham Dave, you made me sad because I couldn't give you a little piece of happiness in art form, like I said I would. But love.
Okay, so Happy Birthday to Lisa in her HOT HOT shirt, and Rowan Atkinson, in all his hilarious glory! Love him forever. He is so great. I will listen to his CD tonight, because laughing myself to sleep is a lot more fun than crying. Because then my pillow won't get wet. Laughing, hooray!
Okay, so, I jumped on Anthony Knight, Tristan, Ben, and various others. Tomorrow, I will possum out.
Okay, so Happy Birthday to Lisa in her HOT HOT shirt, and Rowan Atkinson, in all his hilarious glory! Love him forever. He is so great. I will listen to his CD tonight, because laughing myself to sleep is a lot more fun than crying. Because then my pillow won't get wet. Laughing, hooray!
Okay, so, I jumped on Anthony Knight, Tristan, Ben, and various others. Tomorrow, I will possum out.
Monday, January 05, 2004
I snuck out.
Not out of the house. I just slipped quietly from the Pit and all its teenaged angst and into the cold fresh air. I kind of like not being noticed, it's like being invisible. Anyway, if I should seem to dissapear without saying goodbye to you, don't take it personally. I just want to get out quickly. I love you all!
Not out of the house. I just slipped quietly from the Pit and all its teenaged angst and into the cold fresh air. I kind of like not being noticed, it's like being invisible. Anyway, if I should seem to dissapear without saying goodbye to you, don't take it personally. I just want to get out quickly. I love you all!
Subscribe to:
Comments (Atom)
