Saturday, August 16, 2003

Today, I shopped. It was crappy, as I have little money, my mother is mad at me for some stupid reason, and we are not going for sushi, which was the WHOLE DAMN POINT! My idiot mother promised that we would go back in FREAKING JANUARY!!! Oh, forget it. Anyway, in order to console myself, I bought my own damn Sanrio cayuuteness, considering my birthday is cancelled due to lack of interest. The MSN countdown will still continue. Because I have nothing better to do.

Friday, August 15, 2003

Tomorrow, I shop.
And frankly, I'm a little mad at you all lately. I'm mad that you are not always the friends you should be, I'm mad that you are mad at me, I'm mad that I have no money of my own, I'm mad that the people upstairs play stupid loud amature rock music.
Tomorrow, I shop.

Thursday, August 14, 2003

Okay, time for appologies, in alphabetical order:
Anthony: I'm sorry for teasing you. I hope you won't hurt me with a tire iron upon our next meeting.
Body: I'm sorry for negelcting you lately. I promise to take better care of you. After this bowl of ice cream.
Crescent Heights: I'm sorry for that graffiti I left on the side of the bathroom stall. But sometimes I hate you.
Dog of my future: I'm sorry of naming you Ugly. But it has to be done.
Emily: I'm sorry for trying to get you to tell me stuff, but I just wish it was different. Oh well.
Fruitfly I just killed: I'm sorry for killing you. You are defenseless against me, and I had no right to destroy you.
God: I'm sorry for not believing in you, but you are kinda a jerk. Don't send me to Hell.
H Word: I'm sorry for not drawing you as much as I should. I'm gonna be really casual aka lazy about it.
Idiots of the world: I'm sorry you are idiots. Not my problem, though.
JC Penny: I'm sorry for never getting to know you before I destroy you. I hate you eternally.
Kate: I'm sorry for hating you all through Junior High. I still wouldn't cross the road to piss on you if you were on fire.
LIFE: I'm sorry you are such a boring game. Maybe if I had other board games to drive me nuts it would be different.
Marcey: I'm sorry for your good news, because for me, it is bad news. And I'm sorry for faking happiness for you.
NOMUF: I'm sorry that you consist of only two people. And one of those member is kinda mad at me I think.
Octopus: I'm sorry for eating your babies and arms at the Sumo Lounge. If it's any consolation, you're delicious.
Poe: I'm sorry for squishy facing you. Luckily, you are getting weak and feeble in your old age, so you cannot lash back.
Quaint English village: I'm sorry I don't live in you. I wish I did, but you have no opportunities for me.
Road to the future: I'm sorry that you are hard to walk. At least you are vaguely walkable.
Sarah pillow: I'm sorry that Em thinks you have scabies. I will never ever stop sleeping on you.
Tigers: I'm sorry you are endangered. I will do all I can to stop poaching, as long as I don't have to get off the couch.
Unmentionables: I'm sorry people think you are taboo to be seen. You're only poor innocent underwear.
Viscious rabid animals: I'm sorry that you get put down. It isn't your fault you have a terrible scary disease.
Wild flowers: I'm sorry people are not allowed to pick you. You are very pretty.
Xylophones: I'm sorry I never learnt to play you. You are possibly the most childish instrument ever.
Zebras: I'm sorry that you are hideously abused. Your beautful striped hide copied, dyed pink, and put on a cowboy hat.
Okay, well, I think I have abolished any sins/guilt. If you are not on this list, either I have not done anything to you, or I don't feel like appologizing. Lets see if you can figure it out.

Wednesday, August 13, 2003

Poor Anthony. I am a tease, but with the love.
Well, I am tired, but I still have things to do, so I must be brief.
Okay I'm done here.

Tuesday, August 12, 2003

Nothing to do. Absolutely nothing to do. Except sit and wait for Saturday, when I will ingest sushi until all the acid in the fish and rice eats a hole through my stomach. What fun.
Oh, and Em, dear, you have my money. Not urgent business, but I'm going to need it back before my mother realizes, heheh!
When I get something, something important, that I really need for medical purposes, that my parents paid for, I excpect it to work. And when it doesn't, I kill people.