I'm sorry, Anthony...I failed you...
I vowed on Anthony's eyes that I would not fall when I went skiing today. So, Anthony, I have some good news and some bad news.
Bad news: I fell, obviously. My dad laughed heartily when I mentioned the eyesey gougey outey thingey...
Good news: *big cheezy smile and happy voice* I didn't fall on the black run, so I only have to gouge out one of your eyes, Anthony! Isn't that fantastic! Okay! *grabs a rusty spoon-as Val would quote "Mah spoon is too big!"-and does a scooping motion* Gougey gougey!