Great...now I have leprosy.

My hands are all itchy because I touched this plant someone was buying at work today. I hope I'm not diseased.

Musical Quote of the Day

"One eye on the shadows
Protecting his fellows
From sun up to the moon on his back
Sent the villains to Hades
A hit with the ladies
A stallion in the sack
You can't get your life back
When right follows left Jack
The more you see the less you know
When others would leak it
His service is secret
Play's God when it's your time to go

Queen and Country safe and sound
With villains six feet underground
And no one knows 'cause no one's found
Any trace of the man for all seasons
Loves them and leaves them alone
So alone
And you and I wouldn't have a clue
Who's doing what why when and who
Up the creek with no canoe
Watch out for the man for all seasons
Loves them and leaves them alone
So alone
But safe at home"

-Robbie Williams Title: Man For All Seasons (Johnny English soundtrack)
It's a great spy song. Has a great tune.


AHHHH, MY HANDS!!!

I Feel Like Typing In Purple

Mom just told me about a cute group of puppies she saw when she went for a walk the other day...so cute! She said she was glad I wasn't there because if I had been I probably would have made her knuckle under and take one home with us. She said the woman was walking her dog and the dog had her four little puppies with her, all tumbly and cute and lovable balls of fur. Cocker Spaniels, I believe...soooo CUTE! Ugh....I'm going to have serious issues with this when I am older. And I'm not allowed to go to Millarville anymore because the last time I went we came home with a kitten.
Who is currently purring in my lap.
Love you, Grace!
And Poe...
And Big Momma....
I WANNA PUPPY!

It's A Beautiful Sunny Day!!!

A girl could seriously get used to this. I'm just sitting here, enjoying my cherries, looking forward to tomorrow. Things are swell.
I love the way cherries look..heart shaped bulbs at the end of slender green stalks, with little droplets of water on their skins. And they're so juicy! Yummy!

In sadder news, Othello the fish died last night. He was given an honourable funeral in the bathroom, where he was flushed into oblivion.
Frankly, I'm pissed, because technically, Desdemona should have died first. Geez, guys, get the timeline of events right. You're making Shakespeare angry!

Musical Quote of the Day

"There's a log on the fire
And it burns like me for you
Tomorrow comes with one desire
To take me away it's true
It ain't easy to say goodbye
Darlin' please don't start to cry
'Cause girl you know I got to go
Lord I wish it wasn't so

Save tonight
Fight the break of dawn
Come tomorrow
Tomorrow I'll be gone"

-Eagle Eye Cherry Title: Save Tonight
(I thought it apt, considering my choice of fruit.)

I Love This Song...

Lets cuts straight to the

Musical Quote of the Day

"*sounds of phone being dialed and ringing*
Answering Machine: Hi, this is Peggy. Leave me a nice message or I'll kill ya!
*beeep*
Girl: Hey Peggy, it's me. You're never going to believe what happened to me today. I'm sitting in the unemployment office, waiting for my loser of a caseworker, in one of those nasty chairs, when from out of nowhere, this total stranger walks right up to me, sits down, then leans over and says something like "This is gonna sound a little obsessive...."

This is gonna sound a little obsessive
This is gonna sound a little bit strange
I have one thing to say
Before I turn and I walk away

This is gonna sound a little impulsive
This is gonna sound a little insane
I know you don't know me yet
But you and I will be together someday
Someday
I know I know I sound like I'm on drugs
Listen to me when I say

Ever since I first saw you
Sitting on your car outside
You asked for a cigarette
I couldn't stop staring at your eyes

Ever since when I first saw you
Looking bored in that plastic chair
With the lights of the office around you
Those blonde streaks
They look so pretty in your black hair
You look cool and alternative
With that dissafected stare
Yeah you want people to think you just don't care

Hey you can be with me
Yeah 'cause I just might be the one
Who will treat you like you're perfect
Who will always make you come
Hey you can be with me
Yeah I will always let you in
I will never be like those other guys
I will never be your unemployed boyfriend

Girl: Can you believe he said that to me? To me, of all people! I can't even remember the last time a guy took me out on a date and actually paid for it!

This is gonna sound a little bit out there
This is gonna sound a little insane
I keep having the same dream
You will be the mother of my children someday
Someday

I heard you sleep with that obnoxious guy
I know he is in that famous band
You look so sad when you are with him
Yes I never see him reach for your hand

Yeah you can be with me
Yes I will treat you like a queen
I will go to all those chick flick movies
That I really don't want to see
Yeah you can be with me
No I will never let you down
I will never make out with your girl friend
When I know you're not around
Yes you can be with me
Yeah I just might be the one
Who will treat you like you're special
I will always make you come
You can be with me
I will always let you in
I will never be like those other guys
I will never be like those other guys
I will never be your unemployed boyfriend

Girl: Can you believe this? I mean, can this be for real? Then he takes my hand, writes down his number, and walks away. I mean, wow! But you know, the weird thing is, he's actually kind of cute, in a really intense way...kinda like Perry Ferrall, you know, intense, but sensitive. Anyway, I told my bitchy sister about it, she just laughed at me. I told her I was really excited about this! That I have a really good feeling about this guy! I told her "This could be THE guy!" I'm like....
*fades out*"

-Everclear Title: Unemployed Boyfriend
It's so sweet.

I Went And Sunbathed In My Back Yard Today...

NAKED!
See, now we have a fence and a deck and everything, so no one can see in. It was only for ten minutes, but the weather is absolutely lovely and I needed to tan...and I couldn't be bothered to find my bathing suit and I've never suntanned naked before! I probably won't do it again, as it wasn't all that relaxing, as I kept wondering what if someone saw me through the fence and thought either "Whoa, naked lady!" and keep watching or think "Whoa...murdered naked lady!" and they'd have to call the police and I do NOT want those photos on the news at five, thankyou.
Even though I just told you people about it.
Oh well.
And now I'm all hot and sweaty and I can't have a shower thanks to the water restrictions. You know, you'd think the flooding would cause an excess of water, but because the filtration system in the Glenmore Resevoir is all backed up, there is actually less water. And I suppose I'd rather have a little bit of clean water than a lot of dirty water.
I need to put some clothes on.

Musical Quote of the Day

"Hiding inside a crowd
Head is inside a cloud
Go where the music's loud
And all these talking heads are
Blurred in violet hues

Another sunny day

She doesn't know wrong from right
She doesn't know when to fight
She only knows that tonight there's always someone out there
She'll never be alone"

-Abandoned Pools (they are awesome) Title: Sunny Day (it was used on Clone High!)