I am happy. Want to know why?
I got me a Snubbie!

This television program is intensely boring.

Man...that girl in choir sounds like a singing sheep.

Tristan. You're going to get raped. And I will laugh.

Signing off.

Please leave me.

How very odd.
I'm afraid, dear readers, I have nothing of interest to say today. I will attempt to do something interesting so I can type about it. And then all will be well.

Next year, next year, next year?!
Jeezus, christ, it's always next year, next year, next year! Well now it IS next year...
Jeezus.