The night is nice and cool, I am glad I am alone.
I was looking at my archives, and realized how silly I am sometimes. I vow never to be such an idiot again.
HEY BEEBO, PACT A AND B!
I love my room, and my stuffed animal army. The newest adition is a white teddy bear from Ikea, whom I christened Comrade Radish. He is very soft. I tried to find a red one-communism, you see-but they only had orange, white, blue, and another colour that I don't remember. So, Comrade Radish is sitting cutely and communistly on my new Ikea chair. They all work together to protect Anthony's soul. I should totally set up a business.
"Someone after your soul? Give it to Kat's Stuffed Animal Army! Guaranteed protection, or your soul back...unless, you know...I lose it...."
Saturday, June 21, 2003
Curse you, Anthony, and your leaving the MSN conversation before telling me what I wanted to know. Curse you. With snuh.
In other more important news, I am reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix, and I don't care if you think it is stupid or lame, because I absolutely love it and hope to be finished reading it soon, so I can figure out all the wonderful magic and secrets of Harry and his scary but beautiful world.
Okay, what else? Um...........Well, I forget, but oh well.
In other more important news, I am reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix, and I don't care if you think it is stupid or lame, because I absolutely love it and hope to be finished reading it soon, so I can figure out all the wonderful magic and secrets of Harry and his scary but beautiful world.
Okay, what else? Um...........Well, I forget, but oh well.
Friday, June 20, 2003
Thursday, June 19, 2003
*sings*
It's raining it's pouring!
The old man is snoring.
He bumped his head and went to bed,
And couldn't get up in the morning!
Just reverting to my inner child as I listen to the rain pound against the windows. It sounds like the happy rattle of a baby. Mmmm...sweet delicious baby!
Quele? Quele?
Bouche encorner quele?
Non, non petit personnage.
Passe, passe heures
Comme par le passe
Non, non petition n'est rien.
Can you feel my juices around your rock hard cock?
Take a closer look. Mmm, very nice!"
Those are the coolest lyrics ever. Ever.
It's raining it's pouring!
The old man is snoring.
He bumped his head and went to bed,
And couldn't get up in the morning!
Just reverting to my inner child as I listen to the rain pound against the windows. It sounds like the happy rattle of a baby. Mmmm...sweet delicious baby!
Quele? Quele?
Bouche encorner quele?
Non, non petit personnage.
Passe, passe heures
Comme par le passe
Non, non petition n'est rien.
Can you feel my juices around your rock hard cock?
Take a closer look. Mmm, very nice!"
Those are the coolest lyrics ever. Ever.
Wednesday, June 18, 2003
Man, today was so fun!
Emily Beebo, I want to do that again. It was so funny. I lost a shoe, but it was so......well....you know....
Anthony, I had a grand old time. My entire stuffed animal army loves you, as does my mother. She wants to adopt you. And by adopt you, I mean have you over again. Just make sure not to go into any male host parties and order iced Oolong tea, and then get raped....several times throughout the movie. But first...!
Everyone in the Pit, today was cool. Burning stuff....listening to music....laughing. I love you all. All.
Science test, I hate you and want you to die. I will destroy you. Haha! Heero Yui!
Emily Beebo, I want to do that again. It was so funny. I lost a shoe, but it was so......well....you know....
Anthony, I had a grand old time. My entire stuffed animal army loves you, as does my mother. She wants to adopt you. And by adopt you, I mean have you over again. Just make sure not to go into any male host parties and order iced Oolong tea, and then get raped....several times throughout the movie. But first...!
Everyone in the Pit, today was cool. Burning stuff....listening to music....laughing. I love you all. All.
Science test, I hate you and want you to die. I will destroy you. Haha! Heero Yui!
Tuesday, June 17, 2003
Monday, June 16, 2003
Ugh, my experiment has proven true.
I decided to try putting on makeup. Not just lipstick, the whole sha-bang. I dislike makeup very much, but I wanted to see how long it takes someone to put everything on.
An hour and a half for eyeshadow, mascara, powder, blush, and lipstick. An hour and a half! And painful! I had to put this stinging liquid shit on my face (my sister was directing the procedure. She said I had to put it on) and ran around like a wild animal screaming "Jesus H Christ it stings! Oh God, it's in my mouth!" and so forth. My sister clamped an eyelash curler over my irritated eyelashes and yanked a couple out. Not to mention my eyelashes fall out anyway, so no doubt the heavy mascara is going to kill me. The lipstick has made my lips dry, and I spilt blush all over the bathroom counter. My eyes are sore...
Ugh...how can girls do this everyday?!
I decided to try putting on makeup. Not just lipstick, the whole sha-bang. I dislike makeup very much, but I wanted to see how long it takes someone to put everything on.
An hour and a half for eyeshadow, mascara, powder, blush, and lipstick. An hour and a half! And painful! I had to put this stinging liquid shit on my face (my sister was directing the procedure. She said I had to put it on) and ran around like a wild animal screaming "Jesus H Christ it stings! Oh God, it's in my mouth!" and so forth. My sister clamped an eyelash curler over my irritated eyelashes and yanked a couple out. Not to mention my eyelashes fall out anyway, so no doubt the heavy mascara is going to kill me. The lipstick has made my lips dry, and I spilt blush all over the bathroom counter. My eyes are sore...
Ugh...how can girls do this everyday?!
Sunday, June 15, 2003
Uber clean!
Man, that was so much fun. Eating disgusting Macdonalds while the water runs, hopping into the tub, splashing around like a four year old in a kiddie pool, and washing my hair with so much shampoo that my hair could stand straight up, then listening to it fizz as I submerged my whole head under the lovely warm water. Putting on clean nightclothes and pulling my hair into a single tight ponytail and then telling you all about it. Warm and Content.
Man, that was so much fun. Eating disgusting Macdonalds while the water runs, hopping into the tub, splashing around like a four year old in a kiddie pool, and washing my hair with so much shampoo that my hair could stand straight up, then listening to it fizz as I submerged my whole head under the lovely warm water. Putting on clean nightclothes and pulling my hair into a single tight ponytail and then telling you all about it. Warm and Content.
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