Awake at night, trying not to bleed all over the place.
Had a nosebleed for apparently no reason. Icky.
So, welcome to early Monday morning. Ugh. I had homework I think. Meh. Didn't do it.
So, how are you, faithful reader? I'm not so great. Seriously, people, please please please don't let me listen to depressing music, like Our Lady Peace and Skeeter Davis. It makes me sad, and then I cry. Bitterly. Oh, and a word from the wise, don't eat popcorn and milk. I did, and it made my stomach sad. So very very sad.
There was something I was going to do tomorrow. Perhaps waste my lunch money on crazy overpriced Hello Kitty merchandise? Yeah, that sounds about right. Because, you know, why eat when I can buy cute stuff? I'm never that hungry anyway. Actually, there was a pencil box I wished to purchase, but I bought the little angel kitty instead. I know, I'll save up all week and go on Friday to the shop. Woohoo!
Guess what!? I have a brilliant new plan to get through life by! And it is: to lie. It seems to work for everyone else, so I thought I'd give it a shot, and by jove it worked. I lied on Friday, and that was easy. And then again before that. And Saturday night. I hate lies, I truly truly do, but hey, it's so super easy! If I had known it was so easy, I would have tried it years ago. I mean, you all gave me advice by lying to me yourself, so I suppose I'm just joining the "in" crowd. Good for me!
Sorry...listening to depressing music and being bitter. My apologies.
(See! I'm getting so good at this!)
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