Okay, this is weird.
Every-single-fucking-time I try to go to Emily's blog, I get sent to "Aaron's Bible Website" or something of the sort, which is all flashy and simply begging me to convert. And yet, I wonder why all these pop-ups shoot up like a rocket telling me to "Please my woman; enhance my Johnson", or "Please my Johnson; sleep with many women AT THE SAME TIME at Ricky's Orgy Parlour". Crazy internet.
I want to go stand in the rain. In hopes that I will get sick and I can stay home tomorrow. I hate double math. So. Much.