Be Mine, Valentine?

It is well known throughout this land that I dislike Valentine's Day. I think it's stupid, and more mushy and sappy than even I can endure. Not because I'm bitter, which I'm not at all, but because there shouldn't be one day of the year where you tell someone you love them, appreciate them, and let them know they are special. And I always tell my friends I don't want anything for Valentine's. Not because I'm trying to do that thing that girls do...you know, say I don't want anything, but really I do, and then expect something and if I don't get it I'll be all pissed off. I genuinely don't want anything, just for people to tell me they care for me, which they do everyday anyway.
Also, there is usually a lot of pink floating around...
But this year...well...Mom got me these Valentine's Cards, like the ones you give out in elementary, with like, Barbie or the Hulk or something on them. But these ones are Hello Kitty and really quite adorable. So I figure, hell, might as well give them to my friends, for fun. Except now I'm all into it...eating loads of cinnamon hearts and Valentine's smarties, planning to make heart shaped cookies, despite my lack of culinary skills, looking at lovey-dovey eCards and Build-A-Bear's stock of Valentine's cuteness. But for some reason, I'm not turning my nose in disgust at myself. I think I might really enjoy this Valentine's Day, guys! For the first time in about four years! Keep in mind, I still don't want anything (really, I don't ^_^), I just want to send out some love!

KEVIN AND KARI, PLEASE BE MY VALENTINES!