When I Give An Order, I Expect It To Be Followed!

Ahem, Dad! When I specifically asked no one to come and see me, early this morning, my dad turns up at the door. I was so embarrassed! I look like I was beaten up...by very big people. But, it was very sweet, because he took time out of his busy work schedule (he's a tow-truck driver) and brought a...well, I think it was a care package. In typical Adrian Malcolm Long-style humour. It was a Safeway brown paper bagel bag, which had "RED CROSS AIR DROP" scribbled on it. It contained the following...
1. The Sunday comic section of the Calgary Sun.
2. Colourful toothpicks, for when my mouth feels better.
3. Jellybeans, which I can't eat unless I mush them down into a delicious jellybean smoothie.
4. A new hot water bottle with a plaid cover. Plaid!
5. Glow-in-the-dark Spongebob Squarepants band-aids, for inside my mouth. No, Dad.
6. Chocolate mints.
7. A get well card scribbled on a Safeway application form. He also wrote "El Cheapo Cardo Company" on it.
8. Tylenol, which won't work because of the antibiotics. Grrr.

I was very embarrassed about my face, but he did make me laugh. It hurts to laugh. Anyway, yeah, so he obviously wasn't paying attention when I told him not to visit, gar!


Thanks, Dad.