Favourite Lines from Movies

"You were born a street rat, you'll die a street rat, and only your fleas will mourn you!" -Aladdin

"You'd best start believin' in ghost stories, Miss Turner; you're in one!" -Pirates of the Carribean

A guy (played by the lovely Colin Firth) is about to drive his Portugese housekeeper home. She very pretty, but doesn't speak English, and he doesn't speak Portugese. They have a desperate crush on each other, but are too shy to admit anything.
Guy (in English): "The happiest part of my day is driving you."
Girl (in Portugese) "The saddest part of my day is leaving you." -Love Actually

"I do not want to work at Home Depot!" -Rat Race

"Food to eat...make you sick..." -Metropolis

"W-who-o am-am I-I?" Metropolis

"Oh, but it's perfectly fine for you to put your ten fingers on her, or is it twenty counting your toes? Or did you get all the way to twenty-one?!" -Macross Plus

"I dunno...maybe you're Millard's son?" -Macross Plus

"But you are beautiful." -Shrek

"I came in through this gate this morning. Now I am going to leave the same way." -Princess Mononoke

"Smite me, oh mighty smiter!" -Bruce Almighty

King Triton: "Now there's just one problem left."
Sebastian: "Sire?"
King Triton: "How much I'm going to miss her." -The Little Mermaid

"No matter where I go, you will always be my mother." -Tarzan

"I just killed my mirror....and my shower door." -Secret Window

"As you wish." -The Princess Bride

"Calm yourself, Iago." -Aladdin

"See, you were always getting me into trouble......although, you were always there to get me out of trouble again." -The Prince of Egypt

"I knew you were good!" -Spirited Away

"When the gods send you a blessing, you don't ask why t'was sent." -The Prince of Egypt

"It's just a grease trap, it's just like a sink!" -Atlantis

"I have a father. His name is Ben Parker." -Spiderman

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." -The Princess Bride

"And then, you realise, that God gave you a penis and a brain, and only enough blood to run one at a time...you have lost memories from your childhood..." -Robin Williams LOB

"We're all dying. Our job is to increase quality of life." -Patch Adams

"When you first came here, you asked me to spare judgement, and I pass it now. EXILE!" -The Lion King II Simba's Pride

"Look at them! They are us. What differences do you see?" -The Lion King II Simba's Pride

"Everything I know I learned from you." -Cardcaptor movie

Person: "Who's that?"
Other person: "Must be king."
Person: "How can you tell?"
Other person: "Hasn't got shit all over him." -Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail

"It's called a lance. Hello?" -A Knight's Tale

"Look, strange women lying in ponds is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power should be determined by a mandate from the masses, not some farsical aquatic ceremony! If I went around saying I was emporer, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!" -Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail

"Yes, Kate. I want you to become a prostitute!" -Black Adder II

"I'll never love him the way I love you!" -Somersby

"I will fong you! Pain! Lots of pain!" -A Knight's Tale

"Now I know I have a heart, because it's breaking." -The Wizard of Oz

"Help. Police. Murder." -Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"Why is the rum gone?" -Pirates of the Carribean

"This is punishment for toying with robots!" -Metropolis

"No matter what anybody says, you'll always be a prince to me." -Aladdin


There are more, but I'm sure you've all had enough.