Official Spring Break: Day Two

As my mother, sister, and I walked through the mall like the corporate whores we are, Meagan stopped at the hair salon to pick up some shampoo, because heaven forbid she should have to buy anything less than the top name brands. No, I'm not bitter. I have cheap Herbal Essences from the safeway, and I thank my lucky stars. Anyway, turns out all the people who work there get really excited, because they all want to cut my hair. I told them they can't touch me for another year or so, as I'm growing my hair out. So that was pretty weird. Hey, blame Anthony Galati.
I now own Princess Mononoke. Hah hah. Finally.
So we went to the Body Shop for a product they had on sale, called body butter. I got some that smells like papaya. Yumme. Except it isn't for eating. Damn.
Also, I have lost my glasses AGAIN. I have no idea where they are. Luckily I did find my old ones, which will do for now.

And if you would be so kind as to ignore this next bit, that would be great...
Oh, for the Holy love of God, Kat, just keep your mouth shut before you embarrass yourself. Don't ask what you're dying to know. You know the answer anyway. Just think of TINSTAL, and you'll be fine. TINSTAL TINSTAL TINSTAL...
Okay. Mucho bettero.

Arrrgh! I thought I told you all to ignore that last bit! My blog is just a place where I rant random stuff, but everyone feels the need to stick their nose in my business. If I wanted to talk to anyone about it, I would. But I don't, and people-many people-refuse to drop it and leave it alone. I don't like being rude, or snappy, or mean to people, but HOLY FUCK! I mean, if you go in the bulls pen, the bull is gonna run at you, right? Marina was right. I am rude. I was extremely snippy tonight, and I feel like a complete fool/bitch, but that's what happens. Being a bitch is a helluva lot easier than being nice. Hopefully I'll get so bitchy everyone will just leave me the hell alone! That would be nice. But deep down, I feel awful. Totally rotten, like a vegetable gone bad...
We need music. I need music. Our Lady Peace, take it away...

Clumsy-OLP

Throw away the radio suitcase
Keeps you awake
Hide the telephone in case
You realize sometimes you're just not okay
You level off but it's not alright
You need to understand
There's nothing strange about this
You need to know your friends

I'll be waving my hand
Watching you drown watching you scream
Quiet or loud
And maybe you should sleep
And maybe you just need a friend
As clumsy as you've been
There's no one laughing
You will be safe in here

Throw away this very old shoelace
That tripped you again
Try and shrug it off
It's only skin now
You need to understand
There's nothing fake about this
You need to let me in
I'm watching you

I'll be waving my hand
Watching you drown watching you scream
No one's around
And maybe you should sleep
And maybe you just need a friend
As clumsy as you've been
There's no one laughing
You will be safe in here...


I've been clumsy, but no one is watching me drown or watching me scream. Good. I want to drown alone. Then no one can save me. Woohoo!