Official Spring Break: Day Three

How does one describe today?

It's lame, shitty, boring, and wretched wrapped up in a neat little package called "Monday".
Today is the first day of Passover. Mom bought these creepy tasteless cracker thingies, and I am so tempted to eat those Cadbury Mini-Eggs, but alas, I cannot, lest the delicious smooth chocolate and crunchy candy shell send me to hell. Whatever, I'm gonna end up there anyway. Mmmm...eggy goodness.

So, after having a bad dream about a minotaur and a weird...pixie...thing, I have elected to stay up tonight, not sleep, and watch Princess Mononoke again. I watched it last night for the bazillionth time and it rocks. Especially the music. I wish I was the princess of ghouls, ghosts, and animal spirits. Then I could totally kick ass. One day I should like to meet Hayoa Miyasaki, and upon the meeting I will throw myself at his feet and try to drain the talent out of him by biting his ankles. With all due respect, of course.

Hmmm...tricky...

Ouchie! Oh good, to make my day complete, I have spilt boiling hot water on my leg, leaving a lovely little blister on my knee. Goddamn it. Why, why, why do I keep spilling things today? I guess I'm just clumsy. Bleagh.
Okay. I'm eating the GODDAMN brownie. Screw Passover. Mmmmm...Hell Brownie! My mortal soul is willing to be sacrificed for delicious baked goods. And this baked good certainly falls under the category of "delicious".