Movie Night

Watching movies with my mother is just impossible. She's the kind of person who asks questions throughout the movie, meanwhile missing crucial moments of the dialogue, instead of just watching it to see what happens, and because she was talking she missed a big clue and has to ask another question. Also, at bits where something is revealed in a very obvious manner, she feels the need to explain it to me even though, not only did I completely understand it, I understood it the first time I saw the movie a few weeks ago. Aw well.
My chest hurts...