I Have A Proclamation!!!

Is that a word?
...
I think so...
Anyway!
I, Katherine Claire Long, being of relatively sound mind and fairly lazy body, have decided that I am finally going to climb my own personal Everest. I am going to face my problem head on, and tackle it with all my might! No more skulking in the dark, no more running with my tail between my legs...or I guess it would be if I had a tail...I wish I did have a tail. That would be cool!
Where was I?
Damn it...
Okay...personal Everest, defying the laws of logic...blah blah blah...Oh yeah! As I was saying, today is the dawning of a new era, the beginning of a new age! Prepare yourself, world, for I have decided to *drumroll please!*...
Learn.
How.
To.
Cook.






DUN DUN DUUUUN!!!





On second thought....
*microwaves noodles*
...yeah...nevermind...


Musical Quote of the Day

"But this is where we used to live

Broke into the old apartment
Tore the phone out of the wall
Only memories
Fading memories
Blending into dull tableaux
I want them back"

-Barenaked Ladies Title: Old Apartment
Sorry my blog is so spastic today. I am bored.