I Shouldn't Be Allowed Near Impressionable Children

I am the older person in the Soprano Two section in the tour choir, and everyone else is about 5 years younger than me. The girls are very sweet and funny, and laugh at everything I say, and their minds are mine to mold. Oh dear. God have mercy on their souls...Hahahahahaaaa...
Kari, for the love of all things holy (like Swiss cheese) please get in touch with me before Saturday. Thanks, you hot piece of ass! Oh that's right, I went there!

Musical Quote of the Day

"Stop!
Don't!
No!
Please!
Mama, I'm a big girl now!

Once upon a time I was just a shy young kid
You never let me do just what the older kids did
But lose that laundry list of what you won't allow
'Cause Mama, I'm a big girl now!

Once upon a time I used to play with toys
But now I'd rather play around with teenage boys
So if I get a hicky please don't have a cow
'Cause Mama, I'm a big girl now!

Ma, I gotta tell you that without a doubt
I got my best dancing lessons from you
You're the one who taught me how to twist and shout
Because you shout non-stop
And you're so twisted too
Oooh!"

-Hairspray (Broadway Musical) Title: Mama, I'm a Big Girl Now
That's right, I'm a big girl now...a big girl having a SECRET DRUNKEN PARTY!!! OH YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT!