HAPPY BIRTHDAY KARIIII!!!
Well, I feel like typing in turquoise apparently. I am a loser. Happy date of birth, Kari. How was my weekend, you all ask? Uneventful. I went to my dad's and had a good time there. He leant me a Monty Python CD and it had me giggling like an imbecile for many hours. Some of my favourite quotes are the following...
"The human brain is like an enourmous fish; it's flat and slimy and has gills through which it can see."
"Mr Paslow? Hello? There's something wrong with Mr Paslow..."
"I'll take a look at him. Ah. Yes. His head's been ripped off."
"No, I can't, I'm eating dog!"
"When suddenly...NOTHING HAPPENED!"
"Mrs Niggabaitter just exploded..."
"Good thing too."
"She was my best friend!"
"Oh, don't be so sentimental, Mother. Things explode around here all the time."
"I suppose. Oh well, I didn't like her much."
"Is there any rat in it?"
"A little."
"How much?"
"Three. Rather a lot, really..."
Well, that's it from me today. Yeah. I'm fuckin' tired!
Tata for now!
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