Damn You, Microsoft!!!

How can I play the CD Kevin made for me if you are being a stupid freak?! Damn you, you stupid computer....I give you only hate. Grrrrrrrr!
Hahahaha, sorry, I am being weird today. Oh well, I'm weird most of the time.
Matt, you are a big jerk and I don't like you. You'd better get me the BIGGEST FUCKING BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER! And don't ask me what I want, surprise me! (In all seriousness, no one has to give me anything but their love and time...but I will also take cash.)
So last night, me, Ryan, and Kevin went to go see "The 40-Year-Old Virgin". It was hilarious! And it was great, because I lied and told them I was 18. And I got away with it! But I mean, come on! 17 days! Like it really matters!
But because of big stupid Mattface we had to see the 10:10 showing, and went to Boston Pizza for dinner. Yumme! We reminised about Ye Olde Milton Williams and had a jolly good time. We went and played video games (Ryan drew a big crowd with his mega DDR skillz, and I won both games of Air Hockey versus Kevin. Oh yes, I rule!) we watched the movie, and then we went to drop me off at my place.
Except...
I left my housekey in my apron, which was in my locker at work. I was pretty stressed, knowing I couldn't ring the doorbell or phone at midnight, because my mom is mad enough at me as it is without me coming home in the middle of the night. So, for fear of my mother's wrath, I slept in the backyard. And, for a summer night, it was not at all warm. I was fucking freezing! I slept on the deck chair, which thank God has a nice soft squishy base, but I was wearing just a sleeveless shirt and a mini-skirt and flip flops. Eventually, I got so cold that I took apart the patio umbrella and used the cover for a blanket. Which didn't work very well at all, but it was better than nothing. I was out there until 7:00 am, when I was finally let in and I went to have a hot shower.
Then I slept until 12:30, and I had to be at work at 1:00. I lied and told J.T. I was throwing up, which is not true, but I definitely don't feel well. But I needed something that sounded better than "I slept in the backyard and am tired and cold" so I lied. Whatever. I'm just bothered that I didn't get to say a proper goodbye to Karikins before I left, but I will send her a postcard.
Yup. I'm going to England tomorrow.

And now, instead of a Musical Quote of the Day, I am going to try to make this DVD work....