Why is the bird not dead?

I was just pondering this. Why is it not dead yet, after so many years of pointless existance, and a few bids for freedom, and cat attacks and it lives still! This only further enhances my belief that it is Satan's budgie.
I, however, am....oh, what's the word? REALLY FUCKING TIRED! You see, I slept until about noon yesterday, and then last night I read Harry Potter until about 7:00 am, and then I had a shower and my mom french braided my hair and now I am here.
Harry Potter is sooooo sad....and frightening! I read this one part and I was glad it was light out and I didn't plan on sleeping, because I wouldn't have been able to anyway. Gahahahahaha! *sob* so tragic!
I'm done.

Musical Quote of the Day

"This world I'll never see
My dreams that just won't be
This horses stride
In just one ride
Will have covered more distance than me

But I will fly on my father's wings
To places I have never been
There is so much I've never seen
And I can feel his heartbeat still
And I will do great things
On my father's wings"

-Quest For Camelot (The Corrs) Title: On My Father's Wings