Tainted

Thirteen minutes of my life have been destroyed.
Covered in the blood of a thousand innocents. Thirteen horrible minutes that Satan himself created and bestowed upon me. Thirteen minutes of agony, thirteen minutes that I will never get back. I rue them, they burn my soul. I cannot forget the horror I witnessed, those thirteen minutes of death. Two demons that raped my mind and ripped my heart into a million stinging pieces. Blood and fire rained from the sky and seared my eyes. My skin has turned to acid, my soul has turned blacker than the night...
That's right. I watched thirteen minutes of the Simple Life.
I wish I was dead.

In other news, I worked on my tan today...
Yup, my life is so boring.
I want July to be over, and yet I want it to last forever. I have a dream of August that I both desire and fear.
Anyway, I'm done being angsty now. I need to go and do chores. I think....I already cleaned the kitchen, but I suppose the living room could do with a clean. Whatever.
I totally just realized that I am typing and looking at the screen, not at the keyboard. This is big news! When I first started typing as a youngster, I was a finger tapper...you know. Look for key, hit key with one finger, look for next key, hit key with one finger, and so on. This method always took forever. Soon I could type with more than one finger, but I had to be looking at the board, occasionally glancing up at the screen. But now I can type suitably fast while looking at the words and not my fingers. Yay for me! Seriously, guys, that is how lame my life is. I'm thrilled that I can type properly. Oy vey, I need a life.
By the way, "typewriter" is the longest word you can type along the top row of the keyboard. Awesome core.
Sigh.
Gracie is in serious heat...like, it is unbearable. I know she can't control it, but she keeps going "WAOWWAOWWAAAAAOOOOWAWAOW" and presenting to various family members and household furniture. She's getting spayed next week. Thank God.

Musical Quote of the Day

"The sky has fallen now
The earth is dry and torn
I know you're tired from the violence of the storm
I love you
I love you
But you are all I know
Forgive me"

-October Project Title: Ariel