500 Posts!

*crying* I just wanna thank my manager, and my mom and dad, and *choke* and little Timmy...This was for you, Timmy...

Okey pokey, I'm finished now.
Yeah, so 500 posts. I'm pretty proud of that. Well, not proud, but giddy. Some of the posts have been happy, some sad, and as I was reading some of them today, some were down right depressing. But never again, fellows, because I have decided to keep my blog as funny and as upbeat as possible. Even if it kills me.
If you have read all 500 posts, I'll give you a prize. The prize of self-satisfaction that you read 500 posts. Plus, dude, you seriosly need a life. I'm not even sure I've read all the posts, and it's my fucking blog!

Well, I am sleepy, so I'm gonna go settle down with my new Care Bear stuffed animal, Good Luck. He is so cool. They all are. Hmm, it's so nice to experience a second childhood before the first one is finished.

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