I am a Happy Possum.

At least, I am for now. I'm cozy and warm and listening to music. And now, because I have nothing better to do, I am going to make a list of all the Possums in the Possum Pose in alphabetical order.

Awesome Possum-Mumtaz
Ghetto Possum-Jaryd
Jedi Possum-Tristan
Original Possum-Yours Truly
Sex Possum-Graham Dave
Sophisticated Possum-Anthony Knight
Virgin Possum-Kelsey

I think that is everyone. Danielle was a Possum at one point, but we've both forgotten what I dubbed her so I'll come up with a new title for her later. And there is an opening in the field of "Anti-Christ Possum". Fill in your application papers and drop them off at the Kat nearest you.