Tuesday, November 09, 2004

This is Kat, and this is Kat blogging.

The days are getting longer, inasmuch as I didn't get home until 7:00. Tomorrow is going to be a busy day, and I need to finish my English homework. And I have to miss art tomorrow. Bad, because I want to work on my still life so I can get it done, but good, because the new art teacher is a Pterodactyl. I mean, she seems nice enough, but if you piss her off her jaw gets so tight you can hear bones crunching and her eyes get really wide, and she looks like she is about to swoop down and gorge you. And so many things piss her off. If you are ever in the art room, and you hear a "Rrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwkkk!!!", duck.
Well, I need to go and do some English homework...but first I'm gonna so something for choral...cool.
And now, a joke!
What does an elephant use for a tampon?

A sheep.

Musical Quote of the Day

"Saw the ghost of Elvis
On Union avenue
Followed him up to the gates of Graceland
And watched him walk through
Now security did not see him
They just hovered around his tomb
There's a pretty little thing
Waiting for the King
Down in the jungle room!"

-Cher CD: The Very Best of Cher Track: 6 Title: Walking in Memphis

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