Okay, time for appologies, in alphabetical order:
Anthony: I'm sorry for teasing you. I hope you won't hurt me with a tire iron upon our next meeting.
Body: I'm sorry for negelcting you lately. I promise to take better care of you. After this bowl of ice cream.
Crescent Heights: I'm sorry for that graffiti I left on the side of the bathroom stall. But sometimes I hate you.
Dog of my future: I'm sorry of naming you Ugly. But it has to be done.
Emily: I'm sorry for trying to get you to tell me stuff, but I just wish it was different. Oh well.
Fruitfly I just killed: I'm sorry for killing you. You are defenseless against me, and I had no right to destroy you.
God: I'm sorry for not believing in you, but you are kinda a jerk. Don't send me to Hell.
H Word: I'm sorry for not drawing you as much as I should. I'm gonna be really casual aka lazy about it.
Idiots of the world: I'm sorry you are idiots. Not my problem, though.
JC Penny: I'm sorry for never getting to know you before I destroy you. I hate you eternally.
Kate: I'm sorry for hating you all through Junior High. I still wouldn't cross the road to piss on you if you were on fire.
LIFE: I'm sorry you are such a boring game. Maybe if I had other board games to drive me nuts it would be different.
Marcey: I'm sorry for your good news, because for me, it is bad news. And I'm sorry for faking happiness for you.
NOMUF: I'm sorry that you consist of only two people. And one of those member is kinda mad at me I think.
Octopus: I'm sorry for eating your babies and arms at the Sumo Lounge. If it's any consolation, you're delicious.
Poe: I'm sorry for squishy facing you. Luckily, you are getting weak and feeble in your old age, so you cannot lash back.
Quaint English village: I'm sorry I don't live in you. I wish I did, but you have no opportunities for me.
Road to the future: I'm sorry that you are hard to walk. At least you are vaguely walkable.
Sarah pillow: I'm sorry that Em thinks you have scabies. I will never ever stop sleeping on you.
Tigers: I'm sorry you are endangered. I will do all I can to stop poaching, as long as I don't have to get off the couch.
Unmentionables: I'm sorry people think you are taboo to be seen. You're only poor innocent underwear.
Viscious rabid animals: I'm sorry that you get put down. It isn't your fault you have a terrible scary disease.
Wild flowers: I'm sorry people are not allowed to pick you. You are very pretty.
Xylophones: I'm sorry I never learnt to play you. You are possibly the most childish instrument ever.
Zebras: I'm sorry that you are hideously abused. Your beautful striped hide copied, dyed pink, and put on a cowboy hat.
Okay, well, I think I have abolished any sins/guilt. If you are not on this list, either I have not done anything to you, or I don't feel like appologizing. Lets see if you can figure it out.