Ugh, my experiment has proven true.
I decided to try putting on makeup. Not just lipstick, the whole sha-bang. I dislike makeup very much, but I wanted to see how long it takes someone to put everything on.
An hour and a half for eyeshadow, mascara, powder, blush, and lipstick. An hour and a half! And painful! I had to put this stinging liquid shit on my face (my sister was directing the procedure. She said I had to put it on) and ran around like a wild animal screaming "Jesus H Christ it stings! Oh God, it's in my mouth!" and so forth. My sister clamped an eyelash curler over my irritated eyelashes and yanked a couple out. Not to mention my eyelashes fall out anyway, so no doubt the heavy mascara is going to kill me. The lipstick has made my lips dry, and I spilt blush all over the bathroom counter. My eyes are sore...
Ugh...how can girls do this everyday?!