It's *glances at clock* 9:20 and I am late for school. I'm typing in my mittens because I have to go soon and the house is so cold.

I move out of this Hell Hole in 7 days.

Man, I am so freaked out. I keep throwing up and feeling queazy in the mornings. Mom thinks I'm pregnant. Um, yeah, not possible. I'm a virgin, and some others know the REAL reason I probably can't get slapped up with a kid.
*sings "Like a Virgin"*