Happy Birthday to ME!!!
My dad is so cool. He got me toy ponies (Killer and Ripper) and an ice cream cake with Mike from Monsters Inc on it, just like I asked! It was served on Buzz Lightyear paper plates and I had to blow out the candles three times because Dad kept screwing up the digital photos. I got a cell phone, a pretty purse, and a manga comic book from my mother, and a mini zen garden from my sister. My dad made me roughly five pounds of peanut and cashew brittle and toffee apples and a fabulous roast beef dinner with roasties and everything! Best Birthday Ever!
And Merry Christmas! God bless us, everyone! *beats the shit out of Tiny Tim*