Playing in the park today was fun. I wish I could do that everyday.
"Mom, I skipped math today."
"What? What were you doing that was so important?"
"Playing in the park. Nothing was going on in math, anyway."
"Well, okay."
"Could be worse. Most people skip math to go and smoke crack."
"And you skipped class to play on swings?"
"Yes."
"Are you on crack?"
"No, mom!"