Don't you hate...
Those fat deposits on Oprah Winfrey's arms?
That girl on the Welch's Grape Juice commercials?
Having to take the trash out in winter?
Goosebumps?
American Idol and everything it stands for?
The Lizzie Mcguire show/movie? ("I want you to see Rome the way Romans do!" "What? In grinding poverty?")
Eggplants? What is the deal with eggplants?
The word "gilatonous"?
Infomercials that last three days?
When PBS tries to get you to give you money for "quality programming"?
Lea Williams-Doherty? I mean, what idiot lets there toddler touch the oven door? And Lea always looks so damned efficient!
When people coo and "awww" at ultrasound photos? It's not cayuute! It's a black and white blob shaped like a lima bean!
Americans?
Disneyland commercials?
Middle-aged women buying halter tops?
Show offs?
Naked mole rats?
Rich people?
How you wish you were a rich person?
People who think that they were abducted by aliens? These people are usually American...
Not being able to take all the animals at the pet store home?
Being woken up early on weekends?
When overweight girls squeeze into clothes that just do not fit them?
Valuer sweat suits?
Valuer?
Valuer bathing suits? I saw a bikini like that once...ugh...
Rap?
Not knowing what a word means?
Bad breath?
Doing dishes?
Grocery shopping? Safeway is always so cold.
Older sisters who get cars?
But ESPECIALLY that Grape Juice girl...I hate her so much!