What, exactly, is so God Damn hard about Pip, Squeak, and Wilbur? Possibly one of the easiest warm up games ever invented, and those stupid bitches in my gym class were baffled by the concept. Mr Wiebe said to get in groups of three, and sit in a line. The person in front was Pip, the second Squeak, and the last Wilbur, and they kept asking "Which one am I?" "Pip." "So, Ashley is Pip?" "No, you are Pip." "So, I run when they call Wilbur?" "NO! When they call Pip!" Needless to say, I wanted to gouge their eyes out. In fact, I do believe I will!